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Joke of the Day

"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."

"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."

"Dear God, Laying an egg once a month would have been preferable. Thanks for nothing. ~ All women"

"A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did."

"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."

"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day."

"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."

"Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London."