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Joke of the Day

"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."

"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"

"I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are ""so true"" for a while."

"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"

"wife: Why is 9 crying? me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep"

"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"

"Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!"

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""

"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"