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Joke of the Day
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"
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"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"
"J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire. Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string."
"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"
"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"
"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."
"I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it."
"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"