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Joke of the Day
"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"
Next Joke
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."
"Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today."
"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."
"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"
"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."
"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."
"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
"Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? Of course you haven't."