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Joke of the Day
"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"
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"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"
"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"
"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."
"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."
"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"
"My hearing loss in both ears"
"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""