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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic About half way"
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"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."
"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians."
"What's the best part about five year olds? They're hands make your cock look huge"
"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."
"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"
"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."
"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."