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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
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"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."
"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."
"I told the 8 clowns in a tiny cop car to ""clown arrest me! Take me to clown jail!"" And they did. Bail has been set at 150 banana cream pies."
"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."
"How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far so good."
"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."
"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."