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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
Next Joke
"two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life."
"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"
"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."
"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."
"(This one is better when spoken) Did you hear about the man with two penises? Yep. First one he named Jose. Second one he named hose B.(again, better spoken)"
"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."
"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."
"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."
"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."