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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about five year olds? They're hands make your cock look huge"
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"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"
"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."
"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."
"Teacher: you can be anything you want Me: Beyonce Her: well, not that (we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...) Me: Hi I'm Beyonce"
"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."
"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."
"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"