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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now."
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"American police."
"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"
"The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years."
"You can't lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon."
"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"
"If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits"