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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"

"A man walks into a convenience store.. A man walks into a convenience store to buy a pack of condoms .. The clerk asks if he would like a bag .. He responds ""No thanks, she's not that ugly,"""

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"How does a women make you a millionaire? You start as a billionaire"

"What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'!"

"They say a a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye while taking a sh!t on my carpet."

"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."

"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"

"When I was a kid growing up in the Cold War, I had nightmares about the Russians. They wrote long novels. And professors made me read them."

"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."