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Joke of the Day
"The answer is ""9 W"". What is the question? Does Wagner begin with a ""V""?"
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"Stop saying ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!"
"How do you know if someone is a socialist? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"I will show you a picture on my phone, but if you swipe right or left, I will break your finger."
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"Pretty much just pronouncing ""Caramel"" however the person I'm talking to is pronouncing it."
"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you."
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"