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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."

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"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."
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"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"
"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"