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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a German Shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."

"I have a friend called Rick that was recently turned into cotton... we have to call him Threadrick now. I thought of this joke on the way to buy my lunch today, I hope it's not already been made."

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist."

"Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy"

"YOU'LL GO BLIND When we were young teens, we were told not to masturbate or you'll go blind. I always thought that was a joke until I heard about what happened to Bill Cosby"

"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."

"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."

"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry."