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Joke of the Day

"Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: ""Not always the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist"

"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."

"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."

"How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger? Because she was Holm schooled."

"As a Fat bottomed girl, I'm not sure how we're expected to make the Rockin' world go round. That sounds *way* too much like exercise to me"

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"Q: Why do marble statues look so mean? A: They have hearts of stone."

"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."

"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""

"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"