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Joke of the Day

"Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: ""Not always the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist"

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you..."

"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"

"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""

"I always go the extra mile... because I always miss the exit on the freeway."

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain."

"I love pussy, It's the cunt around it I cant stand"

"Did you hear of the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking."