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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe? Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the savannah, when a helicopter came in to land. The giraffe looked up, and then :::flap flap::: the giraffe!"

"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"

"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."

"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."

"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."

"""I am leg end"" - a foot"