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Joke of the Day
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."
Next Joke
"Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns."
"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"
"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"
"9 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair."
"DATE: you smell so nice - what are you wearing? ME: Febreeze"
"[10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut"
"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"
"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""