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Joke of the Day

"9 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""

"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""

"What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"

"I'm obsessed with power buttons They just turn me on."

"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"

"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."

"What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? A hard on"

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do he laughs"