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Joke of the Day

"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"

"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."

"Apparently 1 in 8 of us live next door to a pedophile. I certainly don't, I live next door to a gorgeous 9 year old with a cracking ass."

"I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry."

"So i brought home a piece of furniture last night... but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand."

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."

"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"

"I dont use one of those unfollower sites like a psycho. I use my handwritten list of followers and crosscheck it daily like a NORMAL PERSON!"

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"