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Joke of the Day

"[10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut"

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"You face Ha got ""em"""

"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."

"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"

"LPT: Always bring a deck of cards with you when you go hiking Joke: If you get lost, play some Solitaire. Soon enough someone will be around to tell you how to play your own damn cards!"

"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"

"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"

"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."