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Joke of the Day

"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"

"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."

"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."

"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"

"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."

"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."

"""I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"""

"When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people."

"Another version of the Chinese man on his deathbed joke by /u/comment_sense ,,? "",,?"" "" "" ""? "" ,: "",,,, "" ,,: "",? "" "

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean."