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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"
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"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."
"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."
"My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung...."
"I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending."
"""Titanic."" ""What??""   ""Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."""
"My dad got me at the adoption center today He pretended to just leave me there. Good one dad, now come pick me up please."
"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"
"What do bees chew? Bumble gum."
"The other day I saw two squirrels making noises at each other as if they were arguing. You could say they were squarreling."