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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
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"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"
"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"
"dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says ""Craftsman"" dad: me: Are you crying?"
"How do you make a fruit cordial? Be nice to him."
"[vet office] Hi I am here to drop my cat off. Just a check-up. *doctor walks out* ""Hi, I am Dr. Curiosity we- I'll take my cat elsewhere"
"A man walks into a graveyard bar ""Can I get a beer?"" he asks as he walks up to the bar. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""We serve only spirits."""
"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""
"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""
"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"