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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
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"toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in."
"Did you hear that the band members of No Doubt have announced they are moving forward without Gwen Stefani. It is reported they will now go by the name ""Some Doubt""."
"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."
"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"
"Greek cheese turns me on. It is a feta-ish."