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Joke of the Day

"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"

"Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they're out."

"I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot But tonight I saw a total knockout"

"Go ahead, call the cops, lady. I got ten witnesses that'll say your baby kicked me first."

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."

"I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell ""queue"" and ""okay"" got paid by the letter."

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"What did the winner of the not moving contest get? Atrophy"

"Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar."

"The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office Signing off on another executive order."