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Joke of the Day
"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."
Next Joke
"""Oh love what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"" she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. ""I don't know but I promise I'll never do it again."""
"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""
"My friend called me conceited the other day. That can't be true, though. Being conceited is a fault, and I don't have any."
"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"
"I'm only gay for Jesus."
"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"
"StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet."
"2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging."