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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"
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"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."
"You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person"
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."
"I made a girl wet yesterday. I took away her umbrella."
"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
"Some people are just better left alone. In a jacket, in a room with padded walls."
"What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma? This"
"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."