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Joke of the Day

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."

"I have a joke about unemployment It doesn't work though"

"As I get older, I'm really just looking for Girls Gone Mild."

"I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried. I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life."

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"What's a pirates favourite letter? Ye think it be the R, but 'tis the C."

"Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel."

"Son: can I get lunch money Dad: I have a boyfriend"