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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."
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"I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets."
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"
"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"
"Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."" The helium doesn't react."
"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."