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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."
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"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"
"What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver."
"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."
"So this guy walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes"
"I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid."
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."
"I Like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free"