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Joke of the Day
"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."
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"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"
"I am finally going to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow..."
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay"
"When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!"
"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."
"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."
"I got arrested one night while camping... The policeman said I was loitering within tent."
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."