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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."
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"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."
"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."
"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."
"An Irishman walks out of a pub."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him **your fish** for a lifetime."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"
"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"
"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."
"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"