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Joke of the Day

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."

"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: Know why I pulled u over C: Stop that M: Stop that C: Wanna go to jail? M: Wanna go to jail? C: No.. errr"

"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."

"My 85 year old Grandfather just burned me so hard... Me: ""Hey Pup, know what I've been thinking?"" Pup: ""Is that what I smell burning?"""

"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."

"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"

"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"