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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes an unfollow can be so therapeutic."
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"What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)"
"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"
"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."
"Q: Did you hear the watermelon joke? A: It's pitful."
"[24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN"
"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""
"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."
"Two do list: -Do -Do"
"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"