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Joke of the Day
"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"
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"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the sea."
"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""
"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"
"Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? ""Let's do lunch."""
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."
"""I think Esmerelda's in trouble!"" ""What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?"" ""I have a..."" ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."""
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."
"The guy at the grocery store just asked if I brought my reusable bag with me and I told him its none of his business where my girlfriend is"