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Joke of the Day
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
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"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."
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"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."
"Big sale in the perfume department ... it's all 50 per scent off."
"Just spent an hour attempting to explain to my 3 year the difference between Baltimore and Voldemort."
"Doctor: ""I need to draw some blood."" Me: ""Okay."" Doctor: ""Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"""