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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."
Next Joke
"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."
"A cannibal receives a call from his recently found brother. ""What a relief! I thought I passed you on the side of the road the other day."""
"You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
"Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box."
"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."
"I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs"
"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."