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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to submit a joke about Ned Stark's head [Removed]"

"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt... ...that shows a lot of balls."

"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"

"Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them."

"If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck."