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Joke of the Day
"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
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"""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk"
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"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."
"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"
"What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men? One is ducking sick, the other is sucking d..."