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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."

"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"

"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."

"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."

"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."

"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"The most Canadian sentence ever. Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into your Tim Hortons coffee, eh?"

"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"