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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"You can't die, man! Not right now. Not on my watch! *lifts dead body and pulls watch put from under it*"

"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."

"Do you know the difference between 1 minute of oral and 1 minute of anal? Well, do you have 2 minutes ?"

"What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember"

"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."

"I tried to watch the meteor shower last night I got called a pervert"

"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."