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Joke of the Day

"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""

"How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"A man walked into a musical cheese store and was greeted with the words: ""Hello? Is it Brie you're looking for?"""

"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."

"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."

"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"

"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."

"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."

"i'm wearing a jetpack to my job interview tomorrow so if they turn me down i can disappoint everyone there by just walking out calmly"