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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."
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"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."
"I missed the lunar eclipse, but I've seen shadows before, so I get how awestruck everyone was."
"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"
"ME: Mint choc chip ice cream, pls. I got my own cone [places it on counter] EMPLOYEE: This is a traffic cone? ME: You must be new here."
"I wonder if deaf schizophrenic people hear voices... I never asked them"
"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"
"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"
"What do you call a hooker who likes noodles? A Pastatute"
"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."