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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors."
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"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"
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"Trying 2 improve my self image, so I placed a note on my mirror that reads ""objects are smaller than they appear."""
"What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd"