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Joke of the Day
"I'd love to tell you a science joke... ...but all the good ones argon."
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"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"
"Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks"
"So UBER is not a dating app? *sigh* I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual."
"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric."
"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"
"Racist joke NSFW: What do you say to a black man in a suit? ""Will the defendant please rise"""
"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? ... A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."