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Joke of the Day

"So UBER is not a dating app? *sigh* I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual."

"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."

"A man's bread shop burnt down Now his business is toast."

"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""

"5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe."

"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."

"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."