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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? ... A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"Mouldy sausage? What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger."

"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."

"I hava a blind chinese friend His name was Kenneth Sy"

"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!"

"Little Old Lady Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."

"I never realized how overweight my thumbs were until I tried typing on an iPhone."