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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
Next Joke
"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."
"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."
"There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away."
"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."
"Whoever said ""It takes two to tango""... Clearly never took Spanish."
"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
"I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home."
"My wife was buried after her death. Also, during and right before."