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"Thanks for the memory I bought a memory foam mattress topper for my bed but I can't remember if I put it on or not?"

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"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."
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"Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend."
"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
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