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Joke of the Day

"How to have an unforgettable date? 1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it."

"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."

"Me: *describing criminal* Well he was kind of *muffled laughter* ""sketchy"". Police Sketch Artist: *sighs heavily* Get out."

"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"

"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"

"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."

"Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma."