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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right."
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"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"
"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."
"my love is blind :("
"What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!"
"What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question? A curry-ous guy"
"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie but there are just too many holes in the plot."
"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."
"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"