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Joke of the Day
"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"
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"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."
"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"
"When someone texts ""whatcha doin"" after midnight the appropriate response is ""someone else"" even if you're just eatin' pizza all alone."
"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon ? *...Tennish...*"
"What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common? Flatbush"
"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."
"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"
"What did the depressed terrorist say to the passengers on the plane he hijacked? I'm sorry to bring you all down."