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Joke of the Day
"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"
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"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."
"The Baltimore Ravens"
"Thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me It means a great deal"
"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."
"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."
"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"
"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."
"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit The Frog's finger."