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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp."
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"Why do i call my dick ""chess""? because it's hard as fuck for 6 year olds"
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"Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die? He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea."
"An old lady at the park said to me today, ""I see your dog's fetching balls.""I said, ""I know he has but, at your age, you shouldn't really be looking."""