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Joke of the Day
"Lice is the herpes of kindergarten."
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"A joke is a lot like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it."
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"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."
"A little boy says, Dad,....... A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW] You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face"