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Joke of the Day
"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"
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"What's up, girl? Do you like bad boys [kicks rug] or good guys [fixes rug]?"
"So a Jewish boy walks up to his father... a Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks him for $5. His father responds: ""$4? What do you need $3 for? Here's $2, split it with your brother."""
"What do you call a dad butt? Dat ass"
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."
"""This is not the Droid you're looking for."" - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone"
"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."
"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"
"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."